Angel lies

By James Kyle

Did you think that angels are just messengers, a body of spiritual beings intermediate between God and men? Oh no. it is much more complicated than that. It transpires that there are in fact nine orders of angels.


First Sphere
1 Seraphim who have six wings
2 Cherubim who have four faces
3 Thrones or Ophanim take the form of a wheel within a wheel, their rims covered with hundreds of eyes.

Second Sphere
1 Dominions - divinely beautiful humans with a pair of feathered wings
2 Virtues who supervise the movements of the heavenly bodies in order to ensure that the cosmos remains in order
3 Powers or Authorities who are the warrior angels

Third Sphere
1 Principalities or Rulers who oversee groups of people
2 Archangels - guardian angels of nations and countries
3 Angels - last but not least?


Oh, and so as not to be confused please do note that chubby male children with optional wings are in fact putti and not cherubim.

But then again, from the great wide web: "Angels are pure intelligences, not material, but limited, so that they have location in space, but not extension". Wait, no extension, not material? What about those six wings / four faces?

We need to look deeper. More internet researches reveal: "Angels are beams of an ethereal light energy consciousness and within these beams of light are shards of energy that transforms themselves into light beings; these are known as transcendent ethereal beings which can transform themselves into a reality that can connect with each individual soul/spirits energy".

Because of course, "It’scientifically proven that everything in the universe is made up of energy vibrating at different frequencies".

Ehmmm, right.

And of course, "If you would like to hear, feel, and see the angels, you need to raise your vibration to become one with their energy".

Does one need a tuning fork?

Perhaps a clue here: "the light waves for the seven angel colors vibrate at different electromagnetic energy frequencies in the universe, attracting the angels that have similar kinds of energy."

Ah - this has something to do with a rainbow. Now we are getting somewhere. So that is where these angels are to be found - dancing around, pinheads optional, with the leprechauns guarding the pot of gold at Rainbow's end.

Mystery solved.

Next time, starting with rainbow bridges and Thor, and the gods of Asgard, we can look at different conflicting definitions of gods and the afterlife. Or do you just want to take that as homework for yourself?